Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

The state of Colly's middle wicket has doctors stumped.

 

[Cubist]

TVC is no longer called upon to judge the Women's Institute lemon curd competition after the unfortunate "I'm stumped and I can prove it" episode

 

[Archie_tect]

Cubist has only one painterly style.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort was born to be alive. Born, born, born to be alive.

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty has sent out personalised Christmas cards with a photo of him "on the piste".

 

[Speicher]

Each year Accountantpete gets a very large Bill for the hand-delivery of his Christmas Cards.

The recipients are always surprised when William gives them their card.

 

[Zoiders]

Speichers avatar is actualy a real picture of his head - he his entirely human from the neck down but suffers from freak avian head syndrome.

 

[Archie_tect]

Zolders has started drinking hydraulic brake fluid. He says he's not addicted and can stop any time he likes...

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect thought he was developing an allergy to lemonade, but his doctors could not find any fizzical symptoms,

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher tried to make a nice cup of Ovaltine but got the wrong jar and made a right horlicks of it.

 

[TVC]

Pete got it all wrong when she thought that a moccachino was when you took the micky out of a cup of coffee.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC had a headache due to pressure of work on the train in to Paddington this morning... then realised he had retired...

 

[TVC]

Being an Architect, Archie has never done a proper days work in his life.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is highly respected in his community and has often been compared to the Right Hon Jeremy Hunt MP.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort can knit one handed... while picking his nose... he's now got a lovely red one for Christmas.