Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

ACP is something to do with international conflict and and security devices.

 

[TVC]

Colly has a hovercraft powered entirely by his own bottom burps. Although having a small carbon footprint, it certainly isn't environmentally friendly.

 

[colly]

TVC is a fine one to point the finger at others farting around.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When out for a walk once, Colly farted and all the birds fell out of the trees.

 

[TVC]

MDB is always preceded by a man waving a red flag.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC's farts can be measured on the Richter Scale.

 

[TVC]

MDB is best described as wet and windy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has a shipping forecast area named after him off the coast of Nidd

 

[TVC]

MDB has a sexual position named after him, although it is illegal in 17 of rhe United States.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC won first prize at the Pontypridd Eisteddfod and Garden Festival for Best Carrot.

 

[dellzeqq]

Archie_tect can draw Corinthian capitals with a brush held between his toes

 

[colly]

Having webbed feet Dell struggles to hold anything between his toes.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's prehensile tail is a boon.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie beats his chest in order to both ward off male competitors and attract the girlies.

 

[colly]

ACP is attracted to Archie.