Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

ACP is attracted to Archie.

According to Colly, Archie has flaming lips.

 

[Archie_tect]

*sizzle*

TB shouldn't believe everything he hears.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie mainly uses his lips to blow up things.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP lacks energy and feels totally deflated today.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has a sexual position named after him, although it is illegal in 17 of rhe United States.

YEAH BABY!!

ACP lacks energy and feels totally deflated today.

Archie has been going about asking all and sundry if they will give him a blow job today, but so far, all he's got is horrified looks and a few slaps from woman.
Don't look now, but he's fast approaching a school.....

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB!!

MDB is known to enjoy slap and tickle... though he's done nothing to earn a tickle, I can feel a slap coming on.

 

[colly]

Rodeo sex is one of Archies favourites.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly frequently gets tongue-tied - or is it hog-tied? I can never remember which is which.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is one of the world's most prolific composers of lift music.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB is the station-tion-tion arrivals-ivals-ivals announcer-cer-cer at Woking.

 

[colly]

Archie really should know better.

 

[Archie_tect]

Very true, sorry, apparently it was Colly not TB.

 

[colly]

Archie is under the impression I have been working at Woking.
I did once wake up in Woking and wondered where I was working but it wasn't Woking I was working it was Wetwang..

 

[Ludwig]

Wetwang is a nightclub and Colly works there as a podium dancer. You can see him in his tight shiny gold shorts and oiled tanned body about 3 nites a week.

 

[TVC]

Ludwig was the culinary genius behind the pudding 'Death by Chocolate', however his follow up idea 'Death by Vegetables' was somewhat less successful.