Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Coincidentally 'Death by Vegetables' was the name of the first and last porn film TVC appeared in!

Just the very mention of vegetables makes TVC's eyes water!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo likes his potatoes crushed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie_tect likes his sausage battered.

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty likes cheese.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

accountantpete has cheese problems.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly frequently gets tongue-tied - or is it hog-tied? I can never remember which is which.

Try Dog tied.

Coincidentally 'Death by Vegetables' was the name of the first and last porn film TVC appeared in!

Just the very mention of vegetables makes TVC's eyes water!

The giant willy scene in A Clockwork Orange was inspired by a scene from TVC's 'Death By Vegetables' porn film but TVC had nothing to do what THAT scene .....or a giant willy.

accountantpete has cheese problems.

Cheeseney is also looking for giant willies so he can start business selling little balls of cheese ....easy now Speicher!

 

[Hover Fly]

Mad Doug Biker, or should we reveal his real name, which is "Cecil 'Sleepless' Harrydass" insists on a good 8 hours sleep every night.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

There's nothing Hover Fly likes better than dreesing up at the weekend as a Boy Scout and touting for "Bob a Job" work.

 

[Ludwig]

Uncle Mort is a line dancer and is making an appearance at The Barmouth Country Music festival in Wales on 3-4th July.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ludwig has been polishing his entry for the free dance.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect's style of dancing owes a certain je ne sais quoi to Richard Hearne.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort's word dancing is not very finely honed. In fact it has no point at all.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

During her school days, Speicher was known as "Windy Miller".

As she didn't live in a windmill, she was bemused as to why all the other kids gave her this name.

 

[TVC]

When Tosh breaks wind he even disgusts himself.

 

[Ludwig]

The velvet curtain is a gorrila who escaped from a zoo