Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Colly has "Do Not Bend" tattooed down the length of his back.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

After last weekend's Christmas party, CG has yet to summon up the courage to show his face again at work.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh is self employed, his office party consists of him talking to himself whilst drinking a bottle of wine and then trying to seduce himself.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG has been riding around for the past fortnight with some mistletoe attached to the front of his helmet.

This has only solicited one Christmas kiss, from "old Harry", the local drunk, who snogged CG at the High Street traffic lights on Friday night. Luckily for CG, Harry only used his tongue briefly.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba boy has got to have his breast implants removed in order to make a gel saddle

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig, the beiciwr cyflymaf in Cymru.

Whilst UM is, without doubt, the beiciwr mwyaf in Vlaanderen.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh has been allowing the cat to sit on his keyboard again.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Tosh has been allowing the cat to sit on his keyboard again.

Archie, King of the Euphemism.

 

[colly]

Tosh is the King of Kong.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly, Lassie's fluffer.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy's autobiographical account of his flashing days was entitled "Gosh It's Tosh"

 

[TVC]

Pete has an eye for the ladies. just the one, his other eye isn't fussed.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC is hoping that monocles are going to make a come back in 2012.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG, always suited and booted and ready for some action.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh will sometimes undo the top button on his jacket and loosen his tie slightly before cycling up Porlock hill.