Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Davros acn't oven spall dislexia.
{Edit: well, clearly he can.... but this is a lie. Ha!]

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo ACP developed a taste for the Atkin's Diet. The pages were all right, but the cover needed a lot of hot milk to make it digestible.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Sierra Papa Echo India Charlie Hotel Echo Romeo, has taken to speaking, texting and e-mailing phonetically. However, it's taking Foxtrot Oscar Romeo Echo Victor Echo Romeo to get anything done.

 

[Speicher]

Talking as we are, of India and writing, Toshiba is listening to music and playing with his writing instrument. It is an Indy pen dance.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is untouchable when it comes to punnery.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has a habit of trying to sneak into the local Convent.

 

[Dayvo]

As soon as TB gets home from work, he's going to tear off his wife's panties. They are FAR too small for him.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo hasn't worked out that men have to wear panties back to front in order to get that comfortable feeling.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP knows too much.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie knows what AP knows...and more.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh knows I don't.

 

[accountantpete]

As Shakespeare said "Archie doth protest too loudly ,methinks"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

"Once more unto the breach dear friends" is AP's favourite shout when he's heading for the loo.

 

[Speicher]

At this morning's committee meeting, Uncle Mort tabled a motion.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM is still suffering terribly from splashback at the urinal. ... and Speicher carried the motion.