Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mad Doug's avatar is looking a bit ruff.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is Vice Chairman of the Official Bouncer (Neighbours) Fan Club. He doesn't need to talk about it though.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has been on the sauce again.

 

[marafi]

^ Has tried to cycle through the snow. Sadly fallen off and walked back home.

 

[Archie_tect]

marafi has a marching brass band.

 

[Speicher]

Archie's idea about going for a bike ride today went out of the window.

All the local glasiers are very busy tomorrow, so he will not get the window fixed until Tuesday.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is so skiny that you wouldn't need to give her an X-Ray, you would just need to hold her up to the light.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has seen the light.

 

[Ludwig]

Colly skipped the light fandango

 

[Speicher]

Ludwig paid the charge of the Light Brigade.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher has a left ear, a right ear and a crime ear.

That might not be a lie Uncle Mort. I do like to watch and listen to Miss Marple, Wallender, Law and Order (particularly the new one from Los Angeles with Corey Stoll) and the Danish "The Killing".

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort is continuing the battle of the bulge.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has got into the habit of watching Monk.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete will have nun of it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort's feeling superior