Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky has a three sided loo - it's referred to as The Bermuda Triangle for obvious reasons.

 

[Andy_R]

AP plays the triangle in his local Salvation Army band

 

[TVC]

Andy plays the field in his local Salvation Army Band. He like a middle aged woman in a uniform.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC goes for women in uniform. He has been banned from his local hospital for biting nurses.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy has the biggest collection of McDonalds uniforms in the country.

He claims that you can still taste some of the stains, but oddly enough, everybody just takes his word for it.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has a big mack.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky needs to be taken away by the men in white coats. Again.

 

[Ludwig]

MDB often falls on the waysock-side

 

[TVC]

Ludwig would like to stop and chat, but he's late for his Zumba class.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC's dancing is proof positive of this study Dad Dancing

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy still thinks that Yoga is that stuff in pots you eat.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB is more cultured than that

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky got jammed in cupboard under the sink. Apparently he was looking for Narnia, because when asked how he'd got stuck he replied "Narnia business."

 

[colly]

Andy is a bit of a witch.

 

[colly]

Whereas Rocky is more akin to Gilbert O'Sullivan.