Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky never ignored my post.

TBM was, incidentally, Imelda Marcos's Podiatrist

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After watching the last Olympics, Rocky got Athlete's foot

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug paints his toenails.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP comes round specially to paint them for me, and don't you forget it!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky tells people that it is the size of your feet that matter.

Trying to cycle with his clown shoes on can be a bit of a bugger, particularly at sharp corners.

 

[Speicher]

MDB likes to pedal in squares.





The George Square, in Glasgow, is a particular favourite of his.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher prefers Albert Square. That Phill Mitchell is right demon in his Jag though.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug can name every character that appeared in Cell Block H.

this is not mad doug btw

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug can name every character that appeared in Cell Block H.

ACP is often mistaken for some of the more overweight ones

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uncle Mort was the man who once mistook his hat for his wife.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug can name every character that appeared in Cell Block H.

this is not mad doug btw

No it isn't. But it is his waxwork model from the Gt. Yarmouth Madame Tussauds.

 

[colly]

Mort might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

 

[colly]

Rocky is a bit of an ass. Not sure what bit mind you.


Oh. And he wears mules.

 

[accountantpete]

colly's middle initial is either E or something else.

 

[Hover Fly]

acp fell into the Yang-Mills Mass Gap, and got stuck.