Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Rocky aitches all over. It's those awfully posh lice he's got, dontcherknow

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is fiddle










le engineer of the month

 

[TVC]

RM taught The Queen to swear. It is a family tradition. RM's dad taught the Queen Mum to cuss, and so on back to when his great, great grandad taught Queen Victoria a number of crude slang expressions.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC's expression is one of sheer disbelief when he hears the Queen's speech. "Her language is as blue as her blood," he has been heard to comment.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky was one of the original entrants in the King George VI Chase. He's getting a bit long in the tooth now; a one way trip to the glue factory is on the cards.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky has installed windows in his mac. It's a bit like that old joke about opening the door in your pyjamas.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is still wearing Speicher's nightie and better not blow the bloody doors off!

 

[Speicher]

Andy will be pissing by Rocky's house in the moaning on his way to Cafe Rene.

 

[Andy_R]

Andy will be pissing by Rocky's house in the moaning on his way to Cafe Rene.

Speicher refuses point blank to buy limp celery. Hers must be as stiff as her egg whisk.

 

[Rapples]

Uncle Mort bought Mrs Mort a 9 carrot necklace

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples native American Indian name is, Slightly Mangy Moose.

 

[Rapples]

Following in the Tribes tradition of naming their offspring by the first thing seen out of the Teepee, Toshiba Boy's real name is, Two Dogs Shagging

 

[Dayvo]

RM always seems to toil a lot in the toilet.

 

[Dayvo]

RM wished he had lead in his pencil. His dog uses it instead.

 

[Ludwig]

Uncle Mort has a rubber on top of his pecil to prevent unwanted doodles