Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's leaning on a lampost at the corner of the street. That certain little lady still hasn't come by. Oh me, oh my!

 

[colly]

Tosh is a window cleaner.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has ventured into his garden to find the main ingredient for his favourite crumble at this time of year. He returned to the house in a state of shock after the rude barb he got.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher canna tell a lie.

 

[TVC]

Unlike rhubarb, Pete refused to be forced.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's contracted Dutch Elm Disease.

 

[Cheddar George]

You calculate Rockys age by cutting his wooden leg in half and counting the rings.

 

[Nosaj]

Cheddar George enjoys counting rings the most

 

[TVC]

George Nosaj knows all about carbon dating. He's going out with a lump of coal.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC thought of going out with a lump of coal but the boss gave him the sack.

 

[accountantpete]

There's an old hippy Yorkshire saying - Where there's Mort There's Grass

 

[Cheddar George]

Of course in Petes day they used to play on uncovered pitches.

 

[Cheddar George]

Uncle Mort is employed by Dulux to create names for new shades of paint.

 

[accountantpete]

George starred in the Harry Lime sequel The Turd Man

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete played the lead in "faecal attraction".