Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky washed his bib shorts today, and pegged them out on the washing line........

He decided to bring them in when they were dry, but found they had blown up the garden.

Who knew that Rocky's shorts contained dynamite?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete couldn't beat Una Stubbs in a drinking competition.

TVC has more sequins on his trousers than Lionel Blair

Rocky still remembers fondly the day he watched Just A Minute once.

Who could ever forget the look on Una Stubb's face when she watched, open mouthed, as Lionel Blair tried to finish off Twelve Angry Men before the time was up!

Rocky washed his bib shorts today, and pegged them out on the washing line........

He decided to bring them in when they were dry, but found they had blown up the garden. Who knew that Rocky's shorts contained dynamite?

Speicher doesn't realise that they are Orica Greenedge shorts.

 

[Herr-B]

RM taught Lionel Blair and Roy Castle to tap dance, other notables are Angela Lansbury and Julian Clary.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Herr-B has two left feet.....












...in addition to his right foot, most strange.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba boys nickname at school was Scaramanga.

 

[Cheddar George]

Uncle Mort has changes schools, jobs and countries but the name "stinky pants" always follows him.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's own nickname is so cruel (but true), that he dreams of being called "Stinky Pants".

 

[TVC]

At school RM was always more comfortable playing girls games.



*Dry suit course open water dives in the Cove tomorrow night. Expect to see me hitting the surface fin first.

 

[accountantpete]

Tomorrow's Headline - TVC Found In Cove

 

[colly]

ACP is a bit of a cove.

Watch out Pete TVC is looking to enter you.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has just cracked open the champagne, the Higgs Boson looks like it has been found!!

It'll be wild night in Chateu Rock, I can tell you!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

With all the Champagne flowing, Rocky is going to be paralytic by at least 10.30 this morning. Quite what Mrs Rocky is going to think when she comes home to find him stark naked and asleep in the middle of the lawn.... and in the rain is anyone's guess, but one thing we can be sure of, she'll just leave him there to sleep it off.

 

[Cheddar George]

Doug has dropped his CV into the local branch of Barclays as he has heard a rumour that they have a couple of vacancies.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort thought that Bonus was an early Roman rock singer with shades.

 

[Ludwig]

Accountantpete used to fag for me when we were at Eton