Post a lie about the poster above.

[wheres_my_beard]

Rockymountain is in fact a Grassyknoll

 

[TVC]

WMB knows about the budding romance between RM and Wol and would never do anything to get in the way of it.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky couldn't see what all the fuss was about.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay has been waiting patiently for 25 years to tell that- he was lucky things went digital.

 

[TVC]

Archie has screwed a dustbin lid to the side of his house in an attempt to persuade his neighbours that he has Sky

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has to be pointed in the right direction.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay was seen on the box last Sunday... til it squashed.

 

[TVC]

Archie is still trying to get tickets for the Jeremy Kyle Show.

 

[TVC]

Whilst in Cairns, Rockeeeeey ordered Crocodile Kebab, instructing a the waiter '...and make it snappy'

 

[Speicher]

Whilst in Dundee, TVC ordered Crocodile cake.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort thought about having egg with his bacon butty decided to have tomatoes instead.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort's acting career ended after his character was killed off by a bar of Palmolive Soap falling from a 23rd floor flat and hitting him on the head.

 

[TVC]

RM died after falling into a vat of varnish. Sad really but he had a lovely finish.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's acting career has been drawn to a close.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's cooking is like his lovemaking. He's enthusiastic but not very good at it, and afterwards Mrs Rocky wishes she'd done it by herself.


[Thanks to Adam Hills for that]