Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie's surgery technique is self taught. That's why he only has 8 fingers

 

[TVC]

26x25 is not a professional urologist, but certainly an enthusiastic amateur.

 

[colly]

TVC is working on his bringyercashtome technique.

 

[Davehateshills]

Colly has just made an investment in his local Chinese restaurant.

He paid £40k for a 32.3% share






It's called the Dragon Den.

IGMC.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dave hates hills... he tells everybody, but he's not fooling anyone.

 

[Davehateshills]

Archie once wet the bed.......................





















2358 nights in a row! It;s like a water-bed!

 

[roadrash]

DHH has a poo at 6.30 am every morning ...trouble is he doesnt wake up till 7am

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky started shaving at 8 years of age - at school he was known as The Boy In A Stubble.

 

[Nihal]

Whilst Nihal is standing in the corner supping some Cobra trying not to be noticed by us.

That false moustache you are wearing to try and look old enough to be served is a bit off putting though Nihal.

What i meant to say was

"MDB met Colly in a pub............Colly asked MDB if the seat next to him were taken.....................MDB replied"Can you tell.........i'm VERY single??"

 

[Nihal]

And back to the original topic............


AP was mistaken for a Gorilla in the zoo.........he had woken up late that morning,no one could blame him.....

 

[Archie_tect]

In a straight contest between Nihal and a man on a moped, I'd expect Nihal to tie his shoelaces first.

 

[accountantpete]

Where he lives, Archie isn't allowed to wear shoelaces.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete likes those city centre hotels where you can get a bed for the night for free, although you have to remove your belt and shoelaces before they shut the door, and the room service is terrible.

 

[Archie_tect]

George is a dab hand at knocking policemen's helmets off: he used to work on a coconut-shy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having been the composer for the music on Ceefax since 1975, after tonight, Archie will be out of a job, but not before he performs a truly..... err... Amazing finale, starting at 23.55 tonight.

Luckily he still has a contract to provide the music for lifts and Little Chef