Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

The see-saw in the park is a little too extreme for MDB.

Don't EVER mention that horrible thing ever again!!













........ Said TVC about his teddy when he was a kid.

 

[TVC]

MDB still sleeps with his teddy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is just jealous. Unrequited teddiness can do that

 

[accountantpete]

Give Rocky a pork pie in a restaurant and he sounds like Sally from When Harry Met Sally

 

[colly]

ACP is beginning to sound like a merchant banker.

 

[colly]

Mort likes to garden in the nude. Appropriate use of duct tape is made to keep things safely 'out of the way' when required.

 

[accountantpete]

colly has seen Mort's cosmetic bum job..

 

[TVC]

Pete's ear hair is so exceptionally fine but plentiful that it can be spun into wool. All of Pete's family are getting 'special cashmere' jumpers this Christmas.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's turf removal business didn't last long, he always answered the phone saying "Sod Off".

 

[colly]

3BM will give you a slapping if he finds you've been on his turf. Nowotimean you SLAAAAG!

 

[Speicher]

Colly maintains Lawn Order on his turf.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher maintains that the pen is mightier than the sward.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is actually a professional Baise Clipper, serving the snooker halls and championships the world over.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is more of a base jumper.

 

[colly]

A cardigan is more TSBTF's style.