Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

26x25 is calling Jeremy Kyle as I type. Anything to get his face on the goggle box.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC knows that he won't look good as the third member of the love triangle

 

[TVC]

26x25 demands a DNA test, he reckons Dayvo is really his.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Wishing to try and trace his family tree, TVC once had a DNA test done, and was told he was closely related to a Mollusc.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh's results came back today... he is pregnant.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...and only Archie truly knows who the father is ....and Mort...

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh was relieved to find out from Google that waking up at 4 am with a splitting headache after drinking 12 pints the night before is NOT morning sickness.

 

[TVC]

Pete hasn't suffered a hangover in 5 years. He's managed to stay drunk the whole time.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is ectopic with excitement...
[Cor, you go to print out some drawings and look what happens...Mort, leave my jeans out of it... I don't wear denim]

 

[TVC]

Archie is ignoring me again - Look I know I don't usually spend all the daylight hours on here like you lot, but please let me play.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie is ignoring me again - Look I know I don't usually spend all the daylight hours on here like you lot, but please let me play.

Oh, go on then ... Throw a six to start.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie know how to throw a caber.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort would like to request some help with his Bob, apparently.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, oh hang on... No, I haven't.... not called Mort for nothing....

 

[TVC]

Archie has enough trouble communicating with the living, never mind the dead.