Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Hide the Geese here comes Doug !

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort can't count.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie doesn't count.................
















....he always guesses.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Tosh has introduced austerity Christmas this year, rather than give gifts he's taking back the presents he gave out last year. And it's roast finch for Christmas dinner.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty has crossed a sheep with a sweet and come up with baaa humbug.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete has opened his first Christmas cracker.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete has been decking the hall again.... why he can't use carpet like any normal person.

 

[TVC]

Archie has been singing about the Holly and the Ivy. Holly and Ivy being two strippers on the Preston pub circuit in the 1970s. Halcyon days for Archie.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's been eggnogging again.

 

[TVC]

Tosh has been sorting his used teabags, and hanging them on a line to dry ready for reuse. He calls it tea-bagging. You can guess the vicars reaction when Tosh described how he had spent the afternoon.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC has nearly finished his festive decorations. He's just waiting for the paint to dry on the potato peelings

 

[accountantpete]

26 has just put the tube of Fairy on top of the plastic christmas tree.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has decided to raise some cash for his decorations. He will collect up all his recycling tins, sell them to the rag and bone man.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher sends herself Christmas cards addressed to Miss L Tow - hoping that the postman will get the hint.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's been at the home brew pea pod wine already. It's fair to say, Rudolph isn't the only one with a red nose this Christmas.