Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete - Ethel is safe - nothing to see here

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 has worn out his tea tray over the Christmas break, and had to visit A&E twice. He really must stop singing "Mule Train" so often.

 

[colly]

Tosh has a 'washboard' stomach.

 

[Moon bunny]

It is not a leap year, so no baths for colly this year.

 

[accountantpete]

Moon Bunny is not quite the full moon.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rockymountain is really just a sandy molehill.

 

[colly]

MB has got more rabbit than Sainsbury's.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's off to get matching nose and belly buitton studs put in.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's a veg and two meats type of guy.

 

[postman]

Toshiba boys last job was in Sainsbury's fruit and veg dept.He got the sack,for shouting out.
"Who want's to feel my plums".

 

[TVC]

rocky finds it necessary to wipe down his walls - he doesn't say why.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky plays the cornet. But only after he's eaten the ice cream first. He's no fool.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky buys faux gravy splatter patterned shirts to hide his embarrassment from a somewhat carefree eating style in restaurants.

 

[TVC]

Rocky will dip his carrot in anything.

 

[Cheddar George]

You can read TVCs shirt front like a menu.