Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

rockymountain works in the shopping trolley factory putting on that bloody wheel which means the fuggin' thing won't go where it's meant to.

 

[Speicher]

TBM was looking forward to his visit to the supermarket today

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher is looking backwards to her visit to the rear view mirror factory.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG approaches everything from the side. That's his latent crab genes for you.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has a tendency to look down on people













who are under 4' 2"

 

[TVC]

Rocky got thrown out of Hamleys after arranging the Action Men and Barbies in a manner not suitable for children.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC got thrown out of Fortnum and Masons for being common.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG got thrown out of Aldi for the same reason.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC never gets into Poundland... he can't afford the prices.
"Everything in the shop's a pound... wow, that's very kind!"

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky went to his local Comet store and found it closed. He's going to come back in 75 years and try again.

 

[TVC]

Pete has been round his local HMV to see if they're selling off the dog.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's feet are a little oddly shaped. I won't go into details, but the best shoes he can get to fit are a pair of flop flips.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Due to the unusual contours on the soles of his feet, TVC can ride his clipless pedals barefoot.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In an attempt to reduce the weight of his bike even further, Rocky has removed his saddle

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky turns his tyres inside out to get another 50 miles out of them.