Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has been banned from Crufts after last year's "display"

 

[accountantpete]

Mort leaves his tap dripping to keep the cockroaches awake.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

This is Rocky...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky 3BM is so old he'd never be able to master the Inco Pad

 

[Archie_tect]

26x he's been to the toilet today.... 26!!!

 

[accountantpete]

Archie must _

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete's in musk again

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying that Rocky gets dirty, but the only way his wife can get him cleaned up is to stand him in the back garden and get out the pressure washer.

 

[TVC]

You can tell when Mort has been doing DIY, there's a feint smell of Swarfega and disappointment.

 

[TVC]

Rocky can hold his breath for 20 minutes, but that's just because he's too tight to get his air cylinder refilled.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC found an old wreck on his weekly diving session... how the Ford Cortina got in the pool hasn't been worked out yet.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is really rock and roll and throws miniature toy TV's out of the window.

 

[TVC]

Pete is so with it, he listens to that hippity-hop music.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC wrote Moon River for Andy Williams because he couldn't stand him.

 

[TVC]

Rocky has a fear of similes. I can't think what that must be like.