Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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- Craggy Island
Colly likes to subject his abdominal muscles to intense exercise every morning.
He tries to squeeze out as many farts as hard as possible without actually following through.
His record so far is 28. Oh how the time flies by at the Colly household!
He tries to squeeze out as many farts as hard as possible without actually following through.
His record so far is 28. Oh how the time flies by at the Colly household!
accountantpete
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Mad Doug was the guy pressing the buttons on the remote control "farting machine" that disrupted the snooker yesterday.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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ACP farts so loudly that he even frightens himself awake when he's in bed.
Mad Doug Biker
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At the last Royal Air Tattoo at RAF Fairford, the crowd got all excited as they thought they could hear the Vulcan approaching.
Imagine their disappointment (and then feeling of awe) then when they realised it was Rockaay in a nearby portaloo.
Imagine their disappointment (and then feeling of awe) then when they realised it was Rockaay in a nearby portaloo.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Seeing as the responses have been a bit out of kilter these last few posts, both Rockaay and I are going to share drinking that Tipex mentioned earlier...... Correct me if I'm wrong.
Mad Doug Biker
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The extinction of the Dinosaurs, the destruction of Pompeii and Herculaneum, the inspiration for The Doomsday Book, Krakatoa, The Tunguska Explosion...... just a few examples of the amount of damage and havoc Rockaay has caused over the millennia, courtesy of Tipex and a time machine.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Dr Brian Cox has been desperately trying to track Rockaay down for quite a while now.
It has occurred to him why nobody can see dark matter. His theory goes that Rockaay tipexed it all out in a fit of boredom one night whilst out in his time machine.
It has occurred to him why nobody can see dark matter. His theory goes that Rockaay tipexed it all out in a fit of boredom one night whilst out in his time machine.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Whilst holidaying on the Costa Del Skegg, Rockaay wondered why the place was so flat and featureless when he last remembered it to have a mountain range to rival the Alps.
Then it dawned on him..... He remembered that he had tipexxed them out when he was bored one day.
Then it dawned on him..... He remembered that he had tipexxed them out when he was bored one day.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Nihal knows that Tipex is an adhesive paste or tape you use to correct work if written by a pen, typewriter, etc etc. He knows it covers over what is below, and once dry provides a surface to write/draw over.
It can come in a range of different colours, including a seldom seen black version, hence why Rockaay was able to tipex out all the Dark Matter in the Universe.
Its nutritional/digestional/flatuancy value remain largely unknown, mainly because Rockaay is quite simply a freak of nature and can't reliably be used as a representative example of the species.
It can come in a range of different colours, including a seldom seen black version, hence why Rockaay was able to tipex out all the Dark Matter in the Universe.
Its nutritional/digestional/flatuancy value remain largely unknown, mainly because Rockaay is quite simply a freak of nature and can't reliably be used as a representative example of the species.
coffeejo
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Rocky may well be a freak of nature who can't reliably be used as a representative example of the species, but he's also famous.
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