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[Speicher]

Today MDB saw enough blue sky to make a sailor a pair of trousers.



I have never understood this expression.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher always loves a Sailor, especially when they take her up the poop.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

MDB is an expert on ships, as he puts it "from the pointy bit at the front to the blunt end at the back".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM always passes loads out of the starboard hatch

 

[colly]

MDB passes the port to the right, and, which is worse, he does not know the Bishop of Norwich.

The people they let in nowadays, tsk tsk

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly is a big hit on the after dinner speaking circuit as he reminisces about "Trousers i have owned".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG is a meat and two veg type of guy, and that's just for breakfast.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh knows the joke about the bishop and the banana.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie thinks he knows what a banana hammock is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When leaving Australia to go home after being there on holiday, Cheddar actually got arrested for trying to smuggle budgies.

 

[colly]

MDB's attempt at impressing the ladies by wearing tight trunks fell a tad short when he stuffed the requisite
budgies down the back.

 

[Cheddar George]

An attractive young lady asked Colly if she could help him with the noticeable bulge in his trousers, "yes" said Colly pulling out a pair of rolled up socks " i need them washed, darned and back by Tuesday."

 

[Moon bunny]

Cheddar George spent all day scraping out the bilges on the good ship Lollipop.

 

[colly]

Moon bunny is 'going for gold'.

 

[TVC]

Colly claims he always 'aims for the stars'. With that pea-shooter I don't think he's going to trouble them.