Lavender Rose
Specialized Fan Girl
- Location
- Ashford, Kent
Doug's hobby was collecting empty bottles, which sounds so much better than 'alcoholic'.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
CAB has baffled medical science for years as she has a curious pain in her neck that only alcohol can take away.
Yes, never let it be said that she isn't a twinge drinker.
Sorry, that's awful!
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
The first rule of MDB is you don't talk about MDB.
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Oh. Bugger.
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Oh. Bugger.
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
The Doctor is officially dead so that he doesn't have to pay any tax. Just remember not to mention him in any tense other than the past!!
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
MDB isn't tense. He's just a bit nervous...
(As well he might be!
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(As well he might be!
)Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
MDB isn't tense. He's just a bit nervous...
(As well he might be!
The Doc is barred from all the pubs in Hertfordshire after he used to get stupidly pi**ed and sing 'I Will Survive!' rather badly and at the top of his voice whilst standing on the bar in front of bemused onlookers.
That was one thing, except that it usually used to start going particularly awry when he started to get carried away and began stripping.
Even now, you can get him to subconsciously adopt a certain pose by simply saying the words
'At first I afraid, I was pertified'
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Some say that his ear lobes are the shape of a rear derailleur, and if he hears a dry chain he crys tears of finish line Teflon lube.
All we know is... he is not the Stig, hes the stigs cycle riding cousin from Craggy Island, Mad Doug Biker!
All we know is... he is not the Stig, hes the stigs cycle riding cousin from Craggy Island, Mad Doug Biker!
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul and Stig Of The Dump, don't you think it curious that you never see the two of them in the same room at the same time??
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Kies comes from a long family tradition of working as a Cobbler and Key Cutter.
......... He's not the only one who speaks a load of old Cobblers too!!
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Wednesdays.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Paul says he comes from Walsall... it's so much better than admitting he's from Dudley.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie supports whichever North East football team is doing well - so it's currently Blyth Spartans.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Even at Petes time of life he still manages to squeeze under the turnstile.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Cheddar's season ticket seat is on Row K.... sadly they've only built up to Row G but he's hoping to be watching Bristol City's home games by 2024 if they get the toilet finished.
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