Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TB always used to slide down the bannisters at home until he pole-axed himself and gave himself a real centre parting!

Nowadays he lives in a bungalow and won't visit friends if they have an upstairs, as it brings back excruciating memories.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is very posh when he books a cruise. It is port out, and sherry home.

 

[Dayvo]

Speich has got everything at home. She's been mistaken for being an Off-Licence on many an occasion.

But in true denial style, she claims it's medicinal.

 

[Dayvo]

RM is still on the wrong time zone. 1974, to be more accurate.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvo likes to give it a light coat of oil before knocking it in.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo will translate the swear words on in the video in Post 18 of this thread.

From watching Wallendar, I think it might be Swedish, or it could be Norwegian.

 

[Dayvo]

CG likes to light the coal before insertion.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo isn't ignoring me.

 

[Speicher]

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky is just back from Timpsons where he had his tartan slippers resoled.

 

[Speicher]

 

[Dayvo]

Ah, give me a chance, Speich! I was just checking the translation for accuracy!

Nothing wrong with that Swedish fella (my colleagues speak exactly the same way about their golf), he seemed perfectly normal and in line with the typical Swedish characteristic: hence the popularity of suicide in Swedenland.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Everyone is so scared of dayvo that they dare not risk upsetting him.

Its been over six hours since the last post, so I feel sorry for the person that dares to be first with all that stored up sacasm waiting to be unleashed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Everyone is so scared of dayvo that they dare not risk upsetting him.

Its been over six hours since the last post, so I feel sorry for the person that dares to be first with all that stored up sacasm waiting to be unleashed.

Speicher is limbering up as I type.....

 

[classic33]

Mad Doug is getting ready to retire for the day. Sunlight isn't to his liking.