That sounds like it could be a user name!!
Colly fell into a vat of hair bleach. A hospital spokeswoman described his condition as "Fair.".
roadrash is an insectivore...............he'll do anything to get a buzz.
Colly is really a North Korean* Spy, and amongst his various evil plans over the years, he was actually responsible for, and distributing the song 'Gangam Style'.
The hope was that it would drive the South Koreans so utterly insane that they would drop a nuclear bomb on themselves just to end the pain.
Unfortunately it didn't work, but it was touch and go for a long time, not just with SK, but with several other countries too!
* - His name actually refers to his favourite food.