- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
CP tripes on a German quay board
ComedyPilot said:Renard went to Australia on a £10 ticket in the 1960’s. He settled in the suburbs of Sydney, and got a job during the day as a rivet licker on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. He worked 18 hours a day for 32 years with no holidays, and thought he was on a good wage at AUS $ 25 a week. One day whilst licking rivets he spotted a dashing tanned man in Ray Mears-type shorts swimming with great white sharks in the harbour. The dashing man introduced himself as Steve Irwin and they fell in love instantly. Renard hero-worshipped Steve, and pistol whipped anyone who got close with a plastic ‘Luger’ his grandad told him he’d got from a Jerry in the war. One day Renards world caved in when Steve was speared through the heart by a stingray. Distraught and penny-less Rebard returned to London and set up a stall on Smithfield market selling dodgy porn films on betamax video cassettes, and unlocking mobile phones, aided by a bloke with one leg and halitosis called ‘Blind Henry’
Funny how life deals you a bad hand, eh?