Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

The film 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' is based on an autobiography by Accountantpete.

 

[jiggerypokery]

Colly drinks his own urine. 'For medicinal purposes, honest.' He said when asked why.

 

[colly]

I know for a fact that Jiggerypokery has NEVER poked a jiggery in his life.

 

[Mr Pig]

colly took the millennium bug very seriously and is still trying to get through the four-thousand tins of baked beans and three-thousand camping gas bottles he stockpiled.

 

[colly]

Mr Pig walks backwards.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mr Pig stole this thread idea from me

 

[colly]

TBM uses flypaper to as an effective alternative to waxing his ''sack, back and crack''.

 

[jiggerypokery]

Threebikes actually owns just the one pair of strap on rollerskates.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[jiggerypokery]

Colly removes said hair from flypaper and uses it to boost his thining locks.

 

[colly]

But only after Jiggerypokery has picked out all the dead flys first for use in his home made Eccles cakes

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly is a devout mormon with 11 wives and 117 children

 

[jiggerypokery]

(lauging out loud in office to the wonderment of my staff)

Eccles cakes which Colly devoured and then asked for seconds whilst plucking a stray pube from between his teeth.

 

[colly]

Sweetpea owns a pre war rigid six Scammel truck, and is sexually attracted to it.

 

[Hilldodger]

Well who wouldn't be?