Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Toshiba Boy is a tortoise.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly only ever swims if he is wearing his favourite old polka dot bikini

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is a direct descendant of Data from Star Trek, and has the same hairstyle.

 

[PaulB]

Speicher is the delivery driver for DHL who just brought the package I was waiting for. Hooray! Now I can go to work.

 

[swee'pea99]

PaulB has six toes on his left foot - and seven on his right.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 will self-destruct in 5 seconds

 

[swee'pea99]

threebikesmcginty is an anagram of 'hamsters rule ok'

 

[threebikesmcginty]

you still here?

 

[accountantpete]

3BM still wears his school cap when out shopping.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

accountantpete broke into my room last night and licked my floor whilst whistling showtunes from carousel

 

[Mr Pig]

Most of the posts above are brilliantly funny.

 

[swee'pea99]

Mr Pig is one of the only three native aborigines who speak fluent Dutch

 

[got-to-get-fit]

swepea likes to organise reptiles into marching bands and finds solace in the works of pam ayers

 

[papercorn2000]

Gtgf closely examines the stitching on the sides of floral couches

 

[goo_mason]

papercorn2000 likes to donate his trimmed nasal hairs for use as novelty crutches by disabled fleas.