Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TheDoctor's latest idea is to see if Pigs can survive on Mars. He is currently looking for volunteers for this.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher played Sophia Loren's character in the remake of 'Boccaccio '70'.

 

[Keith Oates]

Aperitif did LEJOG on a Penny Farthing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Panter]

Whilst Keith Oates trundled behind him in a trailer fashioned from discarded Crow feathers

 

[colly]

Panter is is nothing but a lay-a-bed always getting up late and half way through the day; as are Aperitif and Keith Oates.

edited to include:
and Mr Paul has a habit of queue jumping

 

[Aperitif]

The man above is a latter-day 'chartist' - he plots the sheer scale of his rides on a 'pantergraph'...

 

[colly]

Aperitif misses the boat sometimes.

 

[Aperitif]

ferry nuff...

 

[Panter]

Aperitif's dog is large it has it's own timezones

 

[Aperitif]

Panter is confusing Jack with Bertrand...

 

[Chuffy]

Panter stuffs cushions with pube shavings from other forum members.

 

[tdr1nka]

Chuffy fills his shoes with marmalade in order that his feet have a citrus smell.

 

[Aperitif]

tdr1nka wears orange socks and draws the line there...

 

[Alan Frame]

An Aperitif should be drunk after the meal, and often is, by all accounts.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Alan Frame has carbon fibre legs and an alu neck