Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

Colly is in limbo - unlike moi!

 

[Speicher]

When puzzled about which Bus to catch, Apertif asks his (female) dog, Jack qu'elle ligne?

 

[colly]

Speicher speaks in riddles.

 

[Keith Oates]

colly only speaks when he's drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dellzeqq]

Keith Oates is the master of understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

The raffish dellzeqq robbed a jewellers last week...he took an eternity.

 

[tdr1nka]

Aperitif can make your smile whiter than white.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

TDr1nka invented sliced bread. Before that time the phrase oft used was "...the best thing sinced knarled wood, smoothly hewn into a table leg of some elegance".

 

[GilesM]

Sh4rkybloke likes knarled wood, smoothly hewn into a table leg with marmite on.

 

[colly]

GilesM pretends he is closely related to Gordon brown, just so he can frighten children.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Colly recently broke into his local Spar shop to repaint the skirting boards throughout the shop. They were looking decidedly dirty and his OCD couldn't deal with shopping there with them in that state.

 

[cisamcgu]

Sh4rkyBloke collects used bus tickets and then attempts, unsuccessfully, to sell them in local pubs

 

[accountantpete]

Cisamcgu has built a shrine to Ena Sharples in his basement.

 

[Aperitif]

acc.pete finished some work on his books about midday - he was a ledger end in his own lunchtime...

 

[colly]

Aperitif gets his coat.