Post a lie about the poster above.

[Sittingduck]

Colly supports both West Ham and Millwall

 

[colly]

sittingduck is inside out.

 

[Cubist]

Colly spent all last week wondering why travellers hate being moved on.

 

[Speicher]

Cubist used to play the triangle in the Birmingham Symphony Orchestra.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher has amnesia

 

[colly]

Cubist taught Picasso.

 

[Aperitif]

Colly is away this weekend, learning all about different stepladders. He's going to 'climb it' camp...

 

[Alan Frame]

Mr P is often to be seen peering into the window at an Ann Summers shop looking very puzzled.

 

[colly]

Alan Frame's recent book 'Royal Flatulence in the 1800's' , sold only 13 copies.

 

[Aperitif]

Alan Frame's recent book 'Royal Flatulence in the 1800's' , sold only 13 copies.

Reprinted as "Far to the Madding Crowd"

Colly's rung in and stepped down from this weekend...

 

[papercorn2000]

Aperitif doesn't believe in double glazing.

 

[Alan Frame]

Papercorn lives in a house made from cow dung and recycled newspaper and has a beer can ring pull as a door knocker.

 

[Speicher]

Alan Frame tried to mend his front door, and got in a jambe.
(He did find the hinges)


^ in brackets

 

[colly]

See that? That's Alan Frames best bike that is.

 

[colly]

Speicher is a hoodie.