Post a lie about the poster above.

[Alan Frame]

Safety pins, sultanas and the cardboard tube inside loo rolls have always been a constant source of wonderment to Colly.

 

[swee'pea99]

Alan Frame once read in the Daily Telegraph that standing on your head to increase blood flow to the follicles can slow down 'thinning on top'. It sounded like rubbish, but on the basis of 'what have you got to lose?' he's been doing it for thirty four years now, at least six times a day. Sadly he still has a full head of hair but all his pubes have fallen out, which he says makes things 'really, really itchy down there'.

 

[Alan Frame]

As an inveterate weight weenie and speed freak, Swee'pea has had all his teeth extracted, aero-profiled his conk with a Black & Decker sanding attachment and slicked the three remaining hairs on his head with high sheen varnish.

 

[iendicott]

Alan Frame was once caught on CCTV in the middle of Paris doing the funky chicken dance....
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Nude

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When riding in the rain, iendicott spurns waterproof jackets in favour of a golfing brolly

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy can ride backwards. Only for short distances, and he always falls off, but still, it amuses children and baffles animals.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Swea'pea99 refuses to use Cash Machines, saying it's so cruel how banks make their smaller stature cashiers sit for hours on end inside them dispensing £10's and £20's

 

[Alan Frame]

TB wants to know what an "occasional table" is for the rest of the time.

 

[661-Pete]

Toshiba Boy actually wanted to audition for Dobby the Elf in the Harry Potter movies, but he went to the studios where they were filming LOTR, by mistake. They tactfully told him he was 'too tall'...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

That little devil 661-Pete is still looking for those final 5....

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy only ever takes his holidays in Baden-Baden or Bora-Bora .......

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar Gorge has a most irritating habit of always repeating place names

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy invented his own currency called the "Tosh" ......... never ask to borrow a fiver from TB !!

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Toshiba Boy never looks to his left, he has a phobia that he developed as a boy when a small fish danced the Lambada dressed in a pair of hot pants, this occured as he glanced to the left side on snow laden morning

 

[got-to-get-fit]

cheddar is not really a cyclist he is a microlight enthusiast from rhyll