Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulB]

After many years of trying, Cubist is about to finish his first novel. Well, he's not a fast reader.

 

[longers]

User76 prefers his martini stirred not shaken.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Longers spends his spare time in motorway service stations logging the number of people who eat KFC Zinger Tower meals

 

[longers]

Comedy Pilot is usually on the list twice on sundays.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Longers is in deep mourning following the recent break up of his favourite celebrities:

Bill Oddie and Kate Humble

 

[TVC]

Comedy Pilot wishes it was 1973, that last time his wardrobe was in fashion.

 

[Keith Oates]

The Velvert Curtain wishes he had a wardrobe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Speicher]

In his formative years the Velvet Curtain often had pins and needles.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher is a reknowned Voodoo protagonist

 

[TVC]

ComedyPilot sniffs the saddles of Wattbikes

 

[ComedyPilot]

TVC was in awe of CP's wattbike ride!!

 

[Archie_tect]

CP once held Twiggy's hand while filming an R White's commercial and can be seen in the final cut burping lemony bubbles gently into her ear.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie Tect is actually Britain's oldest hedgehog matador - he encourages them to run at him by dressing as a slug and then at the the finale turns them over and tickles their tummies.

 

[PaulB]

You know vegetarianism, right? Well Uncle Mort invented it.

 

[accountantpete]

PaulB marketed it.