Post a lie about the poster above.

[aJohnson]

Colly sweats cheese.

 

[Speicher]

Colly often goes out looking for Leeds Castle.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher took off from Heathrow on Runway 3A yesterday.

 

[colly]

Colly often goes out looking for Leeds Castle.

I was actually asked by a visitor if this was Leeds Castle.

It's Armley Prison.

 

[Archie_tect]

The police are currently holding a man for signs of intelligence.

 

[TVC]

Archie is an enemy of the state in 17 countries - most of which he has never visited.

 

[swee'pea99]

User76 used to have a dog, three gerbils and a rabbit, but he went away for the weekend and forgot to make arrangements. Now he has a dog.

 

[colly]

Over 12 hours since anyone told a lie! Time to put that right.

swee'pea's tongue is 14" long. A very popular person with the laydeez.

 

[Alan Frame]

User76 has turned into a bluebottle.

 

[Cubist]

Alan Frame didn't really do it.

 

[colly]

Cubist is covered in spots. Kind of dicey I would think.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly can eat three pounds of jelly babies at a sitting. But then he bounces round like a pinball for half an hour and throws up spectacularly (and colourfully). It's a sight to see. Once.

 

[Kovu]

Some say he's banned in seveteen states of the USA, others say that he caused the crash in the Vuelta the other day ... all we know is, it's swee'pea99!

 

[accountantpete]

Kovu suffers from a rare condition in which the body clock of his left hand side is set to BST and the right is aligned to GMT.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete doesn't know what day it is unless his computer is turned on... 4th February 1901....[must get a new battery]