Post a lie about the poster above.

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Archie_tects screws have stripped threads.

 

[Fnaar]

Andrew the Tortoise is known to his friends as Speedy Gonzales

 

[maverick]

Fnaar went to a really energetic "Seafood Disco" last week .... and pulled a mussel.

 

[Cheddar George]

Friday night is "disco night" in the Maverick household.

 

[Wigsie]

Cheddar George has cheese in his Gorge!

 

[Alan Frame]

Wigsie was "lanterne rouge" in the over 70's section of the Tour of Kent.
He claimed this was due to getting tangled up in his colostomy bag and missing his Horlicks at the feeding station.

 

[maverick]

Alan Frame decided against a colostomy as he couldn't find a bag to match his shoes.

 

[colly]

Alan Frame is a keen 'crab fancier' and quite often is awarded 'Best in Show' for his hermits.

 

[maverick]

Alan Frame is a keen 'crab fancier' and quite often is awarded 'Best in Show' for his hermits.

Colly never gets out of sync and fancies Peter Noone.

 

[maverick]

Apropos FA, I stopped smoking a year ago and right now I could murder a fag.

 

[Archie_tect]

Maverick jailed for 14 years for revenge killing of man 5 years younger than him for burning his toast.

 

[longers]

Archie Tect loves Marmite.

 

[Aperitif]

longers might not eat much but veg he might...

 

[Cubist]

Aperitif sends birthday cards to Alan Titchmarsh

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist is still cutting up yesterdays newspaper to use as toilet paper - it's an old WW2 habit he just can't get out of.