Post a lie about the poster above.

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Dayvo uses 'Philadelphia Light' to grease his seat-post; it works well but attracts mice.

 

[dan_bo]

AtT posted his last post from the control room of the large hadron collider.

 

[Archie_tect]

....and messes up his patent DMs which A le T buffs up each evening.... he's got cream for that.

 

[Speicher]

People have run out of things to say about me.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher returns from a long stretch... Holloway is nice this time of year, particularly now the leaves are turning.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect is actually a lawyer. He took his tag out of SHAME!

 

[Archie_tect]

SP's froggie looks shocked and bemused because someone's nicked his piano while he was out collecting for the paraplegic society, FROGS [Francais Republican Ordre des Grenouilles Societe].

 

[Alan Frame]

Archie tect's tooth extraction did not go well.

Mainly because the dentist was unqualified and insisted on going in rectally to avoid Archie tect's infamous halitosis.

 

[Cubist]

Alan Frame frets that he's going to get all oval and vignetted as the years slip by.

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist has never missed an episode of Coronation Street, but he says he hopes they can it soon because it's really boring.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP's grandmother starred as Elsie Tanner's Great Aunt Beryl in an early pilot but she was dropped when she ate the entire Hotpot for the crew's lunch.

 

[TVC]

Archie tect is studying Latin because he thinks it might just make a come back.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is hoping the same for Lena Zavaroni... he's agreed a 40% deal as her agent.

 

[PaulB]

I don't know how Archie tect does it, I really don't. He's posting on here and yet at the same time, he is best placed to win today's cycling world championships. Stangelj is simply keeping Archie's place warm and it's almost inevitable now that Archie will be wearing a rainbow jersey for the next twelve months.

 

[TVC]

PaulB knows the secret of eternal youth, but constantly refuses to use it.