Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

AFS's impression of a bug only got as far as his avatar

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Cubists impression of a Cube is hindered by the fact that he has 18 sides.

AFS's impression of a bug only got as far as his avatar

 

[Archie_tect]

User76 got thrown out of the Scottish National Orchestra due to over-enthusiastic fiddling causing havoc with the French Horns...

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect won a dancing contest, even though he didn´t enter!

He only got up to buy a packet of crisps.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's the last time Dayvo looks after my gerbils...

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect has an ambition. He wants to be the person that pushes the plunger that sets off the dynamite that blows down buildings.

 

[Archie_tect]

...in the Court of King Caracticus which was just passing by, closely followed by Speicher brandishing her latest copy of Hello magazine.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect is planning his first ever overseas holiday for next summer.

He is torn between The Isle of Dogs and the Isle of Wight.

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo meanwhile, in search of glamour, intrigue and adventure, is torn between Swansea and Bridgend.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea likes to travel across the pond. The lily pond.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher's never been abroad because, bizarrely enough, she's afraid of flying.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea's favourite game is Hopscotch. Particularly when it involves a fifteen year old single malt.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's most memorable moment occurred during a visit to the Scottish Parliament when Alex Salmond mistook her for The Speaker.... sadly she had to put him right.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie tect... is torn between The Isle of Dogs and the Isle of Wight.

Isle of You, Dayvo!

 

[Cubist]

Apparently the girls in Archie's local massage parlour know when he's enjoyed their services.......from the size of his tip