Post a lie about the poster above.

[andyfromotley]

Dayvo has hair extensions.

 

[Speicher]

Andyfromotley should reveal where he thinks those extensions are.

 

[Fnaar]

Speicher is actually Nelson Mandela

 

[accountantpete]

Fnaar has seen Nelsons Column

 

[Speicher]

Fnaar can count to five.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was "Miss UK Thinkingman's Crumpet" for 2005

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Accountantpete has a trumpet lodged in his rectum from an accident in his youth. If he sits down and gently raises his left leg a tad whilst farting, he can complete a reasonable rendition of "Mars - Bringer of War" from the Planets Suite by Holst.

 

[Speicher]

Sharkybloke is often asked to play a tune on his saxophone. He is often requested to play Over the Hill and Far Away, but claims he does not know that one.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher no longer enters beauty contests. Waxing a feathery bikini line wasn't exactly a hoot.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cubist endures the most amazing wind.... usually from the South-West.

 

[Dayvo]

After a long ride, Archie tect likes nothing more than putting on his slippers, settling into his rocking chair and knitting socks and scarves for the family.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Davyo isnt grizzly adams

 

[Cubist]

Rumbled!Bugger

After a long ride, Cubist likes nothing more than putting on his slippers, settling into his rocking chair and knitting socks and scarves for the family.

BOAB can swim with both hands and both legs tied together. Clever dick!

 

[Dayvo]

Cubist soaks pieces of string in hot tarry water because it's cheaper than buying licquorice.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist is annoyed BOAB can do this as it shows he didn't tie the knots tight enough.