Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Perfect Virgo cunningly disguised himself for avatar purposes by photo-shopping his eyebrows down to make a rather dashing 'tache.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

swee'pea kissed 99 frogs and still no prince

 

[Archie_tect]

BoaB kissed 99 princes... his case comes up next Thursday.

 

[Alan Frame]

AT ate 99 tins of Princes and now smells of tuna.

 

[swee'pea99]

AF ate 99 tins of tuna. He's always looked like The Artist Formerly Known As.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort once bit my sister... Mort bites can be very nasty.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect, while a student, had a part-time job in a fortune-cookie factory, but he got sacked after they started receiving complaints about 'fortunes' saying things like 'You will stub your toe' and 'Your dog will be sick on the carpet' and 'Your car will develop a funny smell and nobody will be able to work out where it's coming from'.

 

[The Jogger]

swee pea99 is my cousin , see the resemblance

 

[TVC]

The Jogger knows where the bodies are buried

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain finds his job very difficult at times, but he just solders on regardless.



yes, yes, I am getting my coat right now

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher's going to spend the entire weekend on the sofa watching TV.

Not that she wants to, but because she can't be bothered to get from the sofa.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo was going to crack a joke about David Beckhams facial growth and Speichers armpits .....but thought better of it.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort was the Milky Bar Kids sidekick - Button boy

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC's career in doing other kids' homework in exchange for Smarties ground to a halt when they got wise to the fact that he was just making it all up and getting almost everything wrong.

 

[Aperitif]

Big wooden frames for sleeping in are swee'pea's favourite. (Actually, that's a lie about four posters...)