Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Speicher LOVES driving her car.

Unfortunately, she needs windscreenwipers on the inside, too!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo considers himself to be optimistic, but then he muddles his words.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher lives underground on account of poor hearing. When they told her she was an owl, she thought they'd said 'mole'.

 

[Cubist]

Swee'pea99 on the other hand has tried living in trees, but gave it up after a nasty incident with a family of woodpeckers

 

[TVC]

Cubist also used to live in trees, but Swampy made him quit the camp because he was "spoiling the neighbourhood"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC lived up in a tree for a short while but had to come down when he caught Dutch elm disease.

 

[Aperitif]

threebikesmcginty is a Searle-ey sort of cove - any fule kno' that...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif has been unable to resist the temptation to say that the thread about self-adhesive patches should be a sticky.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher hopes that one day the best thing about sliced bread will be revealed.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect was a roadie with Meat Loaf, and if he's to be believed, the big man likes to wind down after concerts by listening to old Cilla Black LPs.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 has hit a nerve...still can't listen to 'Alfie' without breaking out in hives, [such a good job she changed it from "Archie']

 

[Speicher]

In recognition of his days playing rugby many years ago, Archie_tect would like the words Right Flanker to appear under his name on this Forum.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is afraid of Battenberg.

 

[Aperitif]

TheDoctor was in a quandry about whether to cut his parkin in two or warm it up.
He can't halve his cake and heat it too...

 

[Cubist]

Aperitif sat drumming his fingers and tutting for four and a half hours to post that particular belter.