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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TheDoctor is unaware that chocolate played a vital role in the making of the first microwave oven.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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- The TerrorVortex
It's supposed to be a lie! I was aware of that.
Speicher is presumably unaware of how to measure the speed of light using a chocolate bar and a microwave oven. Oh, hang on, that's probably not a lie.
*thinks*
Speicher is fluent in an obscure German dialect. Sadly, no-one else in the world is.
Speicher is presumably unaware of how to measure the speed of light using a chocolate bar and a microwave oven. Oh, hang on, that's probably not a lie.
*thinks*
Speicher is fluent in an obscure German dialect. Sadly, no-one else in the world is.
Keith Oates
Janner
- Location
- Penarth, Wales
The Doctor is really a Scotsman but doesn't wear a kilt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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- Northumberland
[or, sadly, trousers....]
Keith is the proud owner of a 1937 Paris-Oxford "Mechanique", the last steam powered bicycle produced in Europe. Thankfully the Shanghai Bai-King Company bought the patent and is the largest company of it's type in rural China.
Keith is the proud owner of a 1937 Paris-Oxford "Mechanique", the last steam powered bicycle produced in Europe. Thankfully the Shanghai Bai-King Company bought the patent and is the largest company of it's type in rural China.
swee'pea99
Squire
Speaking of rural China, the sole source of Archie tect's staggering wealth is his design of Asia's far & away best-selling chicken hutch.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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- Northumberland
TVC still has the dividend coupon for his coop....
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
JustA1 loves riding on Britain's roads.
When he has the confidence and improves, he hopes to change his forum name to justM1.
When he has the confidence and improves, he hopes to change his forum name to justM1.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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- Northumberland
Dayvo is celebrating his 26th year as chief tester at Colman's English Mustard Factory in Oslo. He hates mustard and has never tried it, which is why it tastes the way it does...
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo does not want to be fair way off his best. But it is probably all white now. 
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Archie_tect said:
Funny you should say that: I'm in Norwich and will be going to the Coleman's shop tomorrow!
Archie tect always makes sure he has a supply of drinking straws with him so he can pop into a caf and have a ketchup cocktail.
He won't tell you his secret ingredient, but when asked, always replies with a 'piss off'! The hint is in the answer!
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher doesn't know the difference between Norwich and Norway!
It's all ' up north' as far as she's concerned!
It's all ' up north' as far as she's concerned!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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- Northumberland
Dayvo used to drive up to Tromso to watch the pretty colours in the Northern Lights until he realised someone had contaminated his windscreen washers with diesel.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Archie tect was spell-bound the first time he saw the Northern Lights!
He thought it was strange that it was grey but didn't give it a second thought until one day he realised it was the Fog on the Tyne and everywhere was fog-bound!
He thought it was strange that it was grey but didn't give it a second thought until one day he realised it was the Fog on the Tyne and everywhere was fog-bound!
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