Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

Colly is allergic to nitrogen.

 

[colly]

The Doctor produces his own ozone destroying methane in VAST quantities.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly hasn't farted since 2004, and even then it was just the teeniest little squeek. His GP is mystified by his continuing good health.

 

[colly]

Swee'pea is so tight only dogs can hear him fart.

 

[TheDoctor]

The Doctor produces his own ozone destroying methane in VAST quantities.

(this bit is true)
I cooked a rather nice curry on Wednesday, and lots of onion bhajis,
On Thursday I was farting for England!
[/true]

Colly's dog can herd sheep. And hear sheep. And shear sheep.

 

[Keith Oates]

Dogs (and people) can only hear one thing when The Doctor has eaten a curry. Perfume is a bit of a waste of time as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

Keith Oates is the inventor of flapjack.

 

[Aperitif]

The Doctor likes to roast his nuts gently...

 

[TVC]

Aperitif eats his jam roly-poly with gravy.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtains calls his favourite biscuit "Garibaldi", but it is really "squashed fly pie".

 

[Dayvo]

Where as Keith Oates invented flapjacks, Speicher invented the flatpack.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has a similar claim with regard to the pac-a-mac

 

[Dayvo]

TVC doesn't describe his stomach as a six-pack: it's more of a one-keg!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo does have six pack stomach, unfortunately he's lost the plastic thingy that holds them together.

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo TVC flosses his toes. Well, none of them have fallen out yet, or had to be filled.