Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher is the local guru for Black Hat SEO techniques - she'll get your site to no 1 in the Serps for a small fee.

 

[Aperitif]

Acct. P spk in abbs.

 

[TheDoctor]

prtf cn spk ntrly wtht vwls.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor is unaware that it is impolite to speak with a mth fll f bskt.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher tries to complain about the increasing insanity and hurly burly of modern day life by shouting "Give Me Whitehall 2316" down the phone.

 

[TVC]

Pete went to a car boot sale, and bought three car boots. He now keeps then in the cupboard under the stairs.

 

[colly]

The cupboard under the stairs in The Velvet Curtain's house is hidden by a close relative.

 

[TVC]

Colly's Auntie has taken up residence in my hallway, and she won't let me get at my hoover.

(Just noticed I'm creeping up on 2000 posts - a big effort tomorrow night I think).

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC has only been a member for 3 days, but he has a phenomenal posting rate!

 

[Cubist]

Due to a strange anomaly, anyone posting a lie about the Doctor will stop halfway through a

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist is very fond of greater stellated dodecahedrons.
Hates cubes though. Spheres are a bit dodgy too.

 

[swee'pea99]

The Doctor once wanted to 'heal thyself', but the problem was, he was fine. He broke one of his fingers with a hammer, then tried to heal himself but it didn't work and he had to go to the hospital and when he told them how it happened they were a bit rude. He won't be doing that again.

 

[TheDoctor]

Swee'pea99 is a revolutionary new ice-cream, with a floral arrangement instead of a Flake.

 

[postman]

TheDoctor is resting today.After seeing Watford player Doyle score his first goal for the club .

TheDoctor a fan of Watford and Elton John .

Said ."Doyle has been playing for Watford since 2001 it's about time he scored"

Also adding "Eight years is the longest game of football i have ever watched".

 

[JiMBR]

postman isn't actually a postman....

By day he's a stock controller for a firm that manufactures the sticks that go into lolly pops

and by night, he's an international jewel thief and occasional p0rn star.