Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

3BMcG is an anagram of '3 Throbbing Gins'

In all the trains and banks TheDoctor robbed, he never shot anybody.

That wasn't me, that was my daddy.
He just loved to live that way, and he loved to steal your money.

[/Clash]

 

[TVC]

TheDoctor can't spell, he is actually a Docker and works at Felixtow - he does have his own bill hook though.


And that would be my 2000th post.... <takes a bow and sits down to contemplate how much of his life he wastes here>

 

[Fnaar]

Uncle Mort is famous in Papua New Guinea

 

[Speicher]

Fnaar bought his first house for 500 Guineas.

 

[Fnaar]

Speicher was an extra in Father Ted

 

[swee'pea99]

Fnaar - so good they named him twice. (His other name is Rupert.)

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Uncle Mort's post count will be "accidentally" zeroed when he gets to 9,999 posts.

 

[Fnaar]

Rhythm Thief stole his rhythm from Art Blakey

 

[Rhythm Thief]

That's not a lie.

 

[Fnaar]

Rhythm Thief stole his rhythm from The Krankies

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Fnarr is actually Norwegian and the "A" in "Fnarr" has one of those little circles on it, but he's too lazy to work out how to get the computer to write it.

 

[Speicher]

Rhythm Thief forgot to take his passport with him when he ventured into Warwickshire recently.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher used to take id with her everywhere and insisted on proving her age whenever she went into Woolworths. Never having to go through all that palaver again was the one bright spot when they all got laid off.

 

[TheDoctor]

Swee'pea99 is one of the more anatomically challenging positions in the Kama Sutra

 

[colly]

The doctor is bigger on the inside than on the outside.