Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Unlike everyone else on the forum The Velvet Curtain can never pull himself together.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Unlike everyone else on the forum colly begs for bonios (and pedigree chum)

 

[TVC]

Unlike everyone else on the forum, 26x25 doesn't own a bike - well except for Greedo.

 

[Kestevan]

TVC doesn't actually know what a bike is, but he thinks he should have (at least) one.

 

[colly]

The word behind the bike sheds is.............kesteven is a bit of a bike.

 

[Kestevan]

Colly's so old he hasn't had a ride for ages.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

KestevAn is offering colly a ride

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25's kids baulk at eating peas, so he always tells them they 'only have to eat the green ones'.

 

[Speicher]

Swea'Pea has a brother who is very good at basketball.


He is a Pea Shooter.

 

[Kestevan]

Speicher should stick to Netball

 

[Hilldodger]

Kestevan is invisible to those new full body scanners at airports.

 

[swee'pea99]

Hilldodger's real name is Roger ('the Dodger - geddit?) Hill, and onetime world famous motor racing champion Graham is his brother.

 

[philipbh]

SP99 gets his name from a rare incarnation of Ice Cream Cone, usually adorned with a Cadbury's Flake.

A short sighted Mr Whippy vendor mistook his bag of garden peas for Hundreds and Thousands, with the obvious result.

SP was just too polite to point out his error

 

[Cubist]

philipbh was the inspiration for Watership Down

 

[Hilldodger]

Cubist was the inpiration for the Terminator