Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Swee'pea was in the timber department of a DIY store. He made the mistake of telling the assistant that he wanted decking.

 

[colly]

I haven't told a lie for ages . So................

Speicher had a bit part in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly had a bit part in Confessions of a Window Cleaner.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has confessed to cooking the books. He dropped Delia Smith's recipe book into the saucepan.

 

[swee'pea99]

It wasn't Delia's tho', it was Speicher's - you should've heard 'er 'owl

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea99 fronts a Sooty And Sweep/Wizzard tribute band called Mr Roy's Woody

 

[swee'pea99]

ap was in Martha and The Muffins. He was a muffin.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea likes muffin tops. Especially with whipped cream and sprinkled with chocolate.

He never knows what to do with the rest of the cake.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher likes oven bottom cakes - but not the ones you're thinking of.

 

[Speicher]

ThreebikesMcginty would like to invent a small cake and call it Bunbury.

 

[TVC]

Speicher licks the filling out of custard creams then puts the biscuits back in the tin.

 

[Hilldodger]

VC licks out the biscuit tin and then puts the biscuits back in

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If anyone asks to borrow Hilldodger's tape measure he always says 'I don't carry one - not as a rule'

 

[TVC]

3BMcGs manhood may be 12 inches long, but he doesn't use it as a rule.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM is still perplexed as to why builders take a keen interest in fruit - he's always being asked if he has a plum that they can borrow.