Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC once mistook Leicester City for Ashby-de-la-Zouch despite Mrs TVC showing him the map.

 

[colly]

26x25 is often shown the door.

 

[TVC]

Colly wouldn't know a door if one slammed in his face.

 

[colly]

TVC proposed to a door once but was turned down because she wasn't keen on mixed marriages.

 

[Speicher]

Colly tried using his mobile telephone to organise someone's wedding party. The reception was terrible.

 

[TVC]

Speicher once caught the bouquet at a wedding, she had to deck two bridesmaids and elbow the flower girl, but she got it.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC once caught something else at a wedding.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Accountant Pete has a rare disorder which means hair grows on the palms of his hands and needs to shave them with a scyth which has been immersed in Vicuna spit every 3 days.

 

[slowmotion]

Didn't Mad Doug Biker catch rabies from Vicuna spit?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB hangs around with a scyth which has been immersed in Vicuna spit just on the off chance.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I was wondering why my jaw was so sore today!

Seriously though ...ok, not seriously though ....Twentysix by twentyfive refers to the size of the (oddly shaped) van that had a near miss with the cyclist of the same name the other day as they fought a duel at Spaghettti Junction.

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB is an anagram of Doughnut Mike.

 

[slowmotion]

The Doctor was spotted using anagram software.

 

[colly]

slowmotion is a glamourgram

 

[TVC]

colly is a glamourous gran.