Accountant Pete has a rare disorder which means hair grows on the palms of his hands and needs to shave them with a scyth which has been immersed in Vicuna spit every 3 days.
Seriously though ...ok, not seriously though ....Twentysix by twentyfive refers to the size of the (oddly shaped) van that had a near miss with the cyclist of the same name the other day as they fought a duel at Spaghettti Junction.
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