- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
In Oslo they will be showing the World Cup Matches very late at night. The above poster will try to stay awake to watch Match of the Dayvo.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Monsieur Remings
Guru
- Location
- Yatton UK
Speicher is always a bit reluctant when it comes to the World Cup. The last time it came round in 2006, she had to pop round to Tony's next door and ask him to keep the noise down whilst he and his mates were shouting 'Ingerland!' slumped all over the Peter Crouch, sniffing stuff and rolling joints.
Fila Boy Benn had a can of Special Brew in his hand when he came drunkenly to the door, hood up, and looked at Speicher quizzically before entering into a verse of '...Maradona. Are you Maradona? Are you Maradona in disguise?'
Fila Boy Benn had a can of Special Brew in his hand when he came drunkenly to the door, hood up, and looked at Speicher quizzically before entering into a verse of '...Maradona. Are you Maradona? Are you Maradona in disguise?'
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Speicher got lost in the Rhubarb Triangle in 1974 emerging somewhat bewildered from a worm hole near Pickering last Tuesday.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie_tect checked my ticket when I alighted at Platform nine and three quarters.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TVC knows this is untrue unless Ron Weasley is a train driver.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Ron Weasley the Train Driver called at no. 54 and didn't know what hit him. He'd changed jobs the day before and only wanted to read the gas meter.
swee'pea99
Squire
26 x 25 can play Lynyrd Skynyrd's entire back catalogue on the penny whistle. People pay him handsomely not to.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
twentysix by twentyfive said:
very excellent 
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
swee'pea99 has got the entire Littlewoods back catalogue - kept for the lingerie section, the filthy beast.
swee'pea99
Squire
TVC has been a very brave chap over the closure of Woolworths and the consequent loss of pic 'n mix, but he still cries himself to sleep more often than not.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
threebikesmcginty said:
Oddly enough, I just happened to be quickly browsing through a clothes magazine that had come through the door the other day and in the swimwear section, one of the woman had a camel toe!
That said, I remember when I was about 12, I found one of these utility catalogue things that came through the door lying about, so I looked at it and there was a product for something to do with a ladies ...erm, downstairs.
Not content with just describing it, there actually WAS a picture of it being used!
I think at my young age I promptly stuck the pages togeher quicker than you could say
'Whoarr, would you look at that muff!!'
, but ...erm ...anyway!
accountantpete
OAP
In the year 2030, History lessons will have a special chapter on Mad Doug The Confessor.
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