Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Whereas Speicher doesn't go to the countries she says she's going to!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo was very upset when he heard I was moving to Canada.

 

[TVC]

If Speicher doesn't know now she never will.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher thought it'd be easier to cook her goose there!

 

[Dayvo]

TVC doesn't; NO!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo taught Speicher where the edit button is.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is hoping that someone tells him where his naval is!

He has lots of boats somewhere.

 

[hackbike 666]

Dayvo is pregnant...he told me so.

 

[Dayvo]

Hackbike has Tourettes, but it's just an excuse to have his foul-mouthed mouth washed out with a brush and soap because he quite enjoys it as he prefers the taste to toothpaste

(Just saw your close encounter with the wrong-way lorry!).

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo was once taught how to say 'Excuse me, Madam, is this your armadillo?' in Welsh, but he's completely forgotten now. He pretends not to care, but in truth he frequently worries that one day he may need to, and won't be able.

 

[hackbike 666]

Hackbike has Tourettes, but it's just an excuse to have his foul-mouthed mouth washed out with a brush and soap because he quite enjoys it as he prefers the taste to toothpaste

(Just saw your close encounter with the wrong-way lorry!).

 

[Dayvo]

Unfortunately SP can only say 'Excuse me madam, is this your dildo' to every woman he sees!

 

[TheDoctor]

Dayvo is subject to Spontaneous Combustion, which is also the name of a range of barbecues in IKEA.

 

[Archie_tect]

The Doc once had the lead in a Checkov play but they never found the dog or the collar.

 

[TVC]

Archie gave up waiting for Godot